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About This Game Join Jordy, the #1 Dad on his quest to be the best dad in the land. Jordy the #1 Dad roams the vast landscape and meets interesting friends like Mihailovich & Sergej. Jordy the #1 Dad is fueled by pride and arousal, in his quest to learn all the Dad jokes in the world. Do you have what it takes to become the #1 Dad? This RPG style adventure game includes turn based combat as well as boss fights. There is also an XP system in the game that allows you to level up your daditude level. As you progress through the game you must find all the NPC's in order to learn their Dad Jokes. Its your classic RPG adventure mixed with comedy. Multiple map areasTurn Based CombatXP systemBoss fightComedy 1075eedd30 Title: Achievement Lurker: Dad JokesGenre: Adventure, Indie, RPGDeveloper:Perverse GamesPublisher:Perverse GamesRelease Date: 24 Nov, 2017 Achievement Lurker: Dad Jokes Download] [crack] achievement lurker dad jokes. achievement lurker dad jokes You get what you paid for, 5K achievements at minimum price. If you’re an achievement hunter looking to increase the number of achievements on your profile showcase, then I highly recommend buying this. Else don’t waste your money. This is not a game, it’s just a way of distributing achievements.. Multiple map areas, Turn Based Combat, a Boss fight, and some Comedy with 5000 easy obtainable achievements. To me the game wasnt so bad.. achievements hunt only. Obviously, this game (using the term 'game' loosely here) is entirely for the 5000 achievements. These achievements are earned by doing whatever you wish. as long as you're running the game, and takes about 2 hours to achieve them all. As the name suggests, you can literally load the game and do nothing, and the achievements flow. There is about 5 minutes of gameplay, searching around the map and speaking to the few individuals that repeat their own individual dad joke. There's a boss fight, but there's no extra achievements for defeating that boss.If you are searching for a game with amazing graphics, great story-telling, and a soundtrack that brings eargasms.. this isn't it; what did you expect when a game names itself Achievement Lurker? It does exactly as it says on the tin, and that's why I recommend the game: it doesn't hide exactly what it is, and if you did buy this game hoping for gameplay.. well.. you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?. Like I've said in a lot of my previous reviews for similar games: Get it, if you like tons of achievement; don't, if you don't.To the dev: Given that it's not necessary to go past the title screen, you honestly don't really have to make a game. If you do go that route at some point, maybe you could put some awesome music to listen to during the grind instead. Talking about some 30 - 60min music mix that's fun to have running in the background. And then just make a monster run. People can opt to fight, starting with low-tier creeps that get harder with each round. Occasionally they get some healing items or a save point, if you feel generous. That way people can post to which round they made it. Would be neat.. Achievement spam, for me I literally couldn\u2019t close it afterwards :pepopal:I guess that\u2019s the joke. This game is just here to get 5000 achievements. If that's all you want then whatever, I'm not here to judge. It's one small map with a small handful of enemies to fight in random encounters and no story whatsoever. Within about 5 minutes you will have seen everything the game has to offer. Don't waste your money on this.. There is no game underneath the achievements. These achievement games are complete trash.